The Box Said “Sex Doll.”
It Didn't Mention Twelve And A Half Kilos.
A short, honest disclosure and a genuinely surprised reaction, in that order.
The disclosure part
Tantaly sent us a doll as part of a small collaboration. We'd already made the video that covers our side of that arrangement, so everything below is the unplanned bonus round — nobody asked us to write this, we just genuinely wanted to.
I was not ready for how heavy she was. Twelve and a half kilos, which is not what I expected from a box that size. I nearly did myself an injury just lifting her out, and that was before I'd worked out what I was even looking at.
Her name's Britney. Big Boobs Britney, to be precise. And once the shock of the weight wore off, the rest of her turned out to be properly impressive.
Apparently this is now Phil's department
She's built for men — no head, just the parts that matter for that. Which meant this one was always going to end up being his, not mine.
What I didn't expect was how much he'd use her. Bouncier than I thought silicone could manage, and genuinely soft in a way that feels closer to real once things warm up. Nothing to do with anything missing between us — just a very well made doll turning out to be its own kind of novelty.
Small, practical detail worth mentioning: she lives in a proper black carry case when she's not out. No improvising a hiding spot for twelve and a half kilos of doll when someone's coming round. Someone at Tantaly actually thought that bit through.
This is basically a normal Tuesday for me
This is basically a normal Tuesday.
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